“I’m visiting neighbors today because I’d like to share the good news from the collected works of Jacques Lacan.”
“Good morning. I’m wondering if I might offer you this copy of On the Origin of Species. I’d also be delighted to discuss some passages with you. “
“I understand that you’re busy right now. Is there a time that’s better for you? May I leave you with the first season of Star Trek: The Next Generation?”
“Have you given any thought to your personal relationship with The Batman?”
“Have you accepted Gerhard Richter / Elvis Costello / Gandalf as your personal savior?”
Co-authored by Wesley Umstead.