What Not to Read: The Secret of Life: Commonsense Advice for Uncommon Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel

Sure, if it was a writer's guide to turning upper-middle-class pathologies into book deals or how not to get a movie released I might be interested, but the day I take lifestyle advice from Elizabeth Wurtzel (would Uncle Grambo say "Worstzel"? Or would it be "Durstzel"?) is the day I ask Courtney Love if she can take care of my cats while I'm out of town.

I realize Wurtzel's been downgraded to paperback original, but isn't it about time to ban her from the printed word altogether?

[WURTZEL TIP-OFF VIA JEANETTE WALLS]

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What Not to Read: The Secret of Life: Commonsense Advice for Uncommon Women by Elizabeth Wurtzel

Sure, if it was a writer's guide to turning upper-middle-class pathologies into book deals or how not to get a movie released I might be interested, but the day I take lifestyle advice from Elizabeth Wurtzel (would Uncle Grambo say "Worstzel"? Or would it be "Durstzel"?) is the day I ask Courtney Love if she can take care of my cats while I'm out of town.

I realize Wurtzel's been downgraded to paperback original, but isn't it about time to ban her from the printed word altogether?

[WURTZEL TIP-OFF VIA JEANETTE WALLS]